Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Engineering...The girlfriend you can cheat on


This article is meant to be an ego massage for all engineering students and not only because it talks about cheating on girlfriends. The reason is more philosophical, more psychological. Let me first dwell on the causes of dilapidation of this covetous profession. Most articles on engineering are written by either wannabe managers or wannabe writers who feel that engineering is the sole reason they couldn’t pursue their passion. Since wannabe engineers don’t savor a healthy relationship with the language, articles glorifying engineering are nowhere to be found. 

I have got two words for all those who lament about not following their passions and blame it on engineering. Be grateful. Be grateful that you don’t have a time table and a structured curriculum for doing something you love. The day you start being graded for following your passion, you’ll abhor it. At least now, you’re being graded for something you hate, apparently. So, engineering in a subliminal way makes you love your passion even more.

Moreover if you are so obsessed about your non engineering passions, remember this. The only thing that is going to pay your bills 5 years down the line is your bachelor’s degree in technology.
Also, all of us would agree to the well established fact that a degree in engineering opens all sorts of opportunities. You can do almost anything you want after you have supposedly “wasted” four years in a technical college, right from managing, finance, arts, literature, or even engineering itself. No other degree provides you with this leverage. Engineering is the only girlfriend you can cheat on and she won’t mind. Try doing that with a girl after 4 years, I dare you.

So next time you foul mouth engineering, don’t.

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